When is a terrorist not a terrorist? When he's a white Texan named Joe! When is it funny to joke about guys flying planes into buildings? When the guy flying the plane is an anti-tax crusader! When is it funny to make fun of the President for using a teleprompter? When you're reading your own joke off a teleprompter! When is the Democratic party the party of "no"? When you're Mitt Romney! When can you be accused of killing too many terrorists? When you're working for the Obama administration! Who should we thank for the Government surplus under President Clinton? The Republicans! When can you say it's okay to be gay? When the cameras are rolling and you have to save face! Where did you learn all these fun facts?? At this week's Conservative Political Action Committee Convention in Washington!


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