This could be it! There's a real possibility... If the one-eyed rooster walks on two toes at dawn and the fourth moon of Jupiter crosses the third ring of Uranus (in the fifth harmonic stage of the seventh hour after nightfall) at the 24th latitudinal perigee of the post prime meridian, then, our watered-down, neutered, spayed, no-fizz, decaffeinated, iced-soy-latte (no foam) Health Care Reform Legislation will pass! Hallelujah! Right on!! Chalk one up for the little guy! That's right. We're bad. We're bad. Yeah! anyway... Um... Next up, Financial reform! Yeah! That's right! We're gonna re-form your ass! ...I'm not saying you're an ass. No, no! I didn't mean that to sound disrespectful. Did that sound disrespectful? It's not your ass that needs reform. It's the street you work on. Not the street per se, just the metaphor of the street. I'm sorry. Very sorry. Please, please don't pull your funding from my re-election campaign. Please. We really need your support right now. Do you want anything sir? 'Nother cup of tea? Coffee? Kir Royale? Wow. Wait'll we tackle Climate Change!


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