Ahhhh... open road, wind, love drivin' in Arizona. Shirt unbuttoned, shoes off... desert air, and--
What the--? I was only goin' 70!
Hey officer what's the problem? Sure hang on... lemme... wait a minute. Oh shit! I left my license in that motel in Flagstaff! Hey wait a minute! This is a minor offense! You don't have to arrest me! Come on this is bullshit! Wait a minute, what's-- Hey! I'm not Mexican! I'm not Mexican! I'm not an illegal immigrant. I'm an American. Born and raised! I'm just dark from my hike! I took off my shoes opened my shirt for the drive... I haven't done anything wrong! I'm not Mexican! This is racial profiling! I'm gonna report this! What? Wait! Oh no.... no!


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