This just in! Fox News has learned that President Obama directed the U.S. Navy to direct Earth Liberation Front activists to bomb an offshore oil platform in the Gulf of Mixico! He did it in order to create the worst oil spill in U.S. history! ...So that there would be a backlash against his decision to lift the ban on off-shore oil drilling so that he could reverse the decision which he didn't want to make in the first place but which he had to make in order to keep the oil companies in his pocket while he's working out the Climate Change Bill! But now he's getting his way! ...But he's making it look like he's on the side of the little guy while he's really protecting Big Oil while destroying our economy because he's a Radical Muslim Communist Socialist Pro-Illegal Immigrant Birth Certificate-less Freedom Hater! ...So now he's got his own Hurricane Katrina! Of his own making! And he's sitting there in Washington doing nothing to stop his Oil Spill! Well, the worm hast turned. Serves him right! Whatsa matter Barack? Can't walk on oil??


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