Drill baby drill! Keep that oil spillin'! Who needs regulation? With BP we made a killin'! Screw the ecosystem! Who needs the EPA? With our Dicks in Bush and Cheney we got richer by the day! Who owns what? Who cares?! There's no liability! When that gusher's plugged and corked the Fed will bail us out for free! So you say you want a climate bill? Scared of a little sun? Hey, don't politicize the warming! Cold spells were never fun! Oh, you don't like Arizona? You don't like our Out-Spic bill? Neo-Nazi redneck racists just keep order, we don't kill! What? You want to break the banks up? You think Wall Street is to blame? Hey, you're the ones in charge now! Your economy's so lame! Oh, you say you've got more job growth? You saved our sinking ship? Well there's a lot more unemployment! Yeah, that bump was just a blip! Now you want gay rights for queers? You think everyone is free? Hey, this is America! Yeah! This place belongs to me! You want to take our guns? From our cold dead hands we say! Everyone should have a gun now! Even terrorists and gays! Why don't you take your trees and sky and shove 'em up your ass! We're Republicans, not pansies! We love oil, guns and gas!!


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